The Final 8413

•July 9, 2008 • 3 Comments

According to the European Space Agency (ESA) website, they received 8413 applications to become astronauts, of which mine was one. Considering they’ve not recruited for 16 years, I’m surprised the number’s not higher, but certainly not complaining.

The French are keenest to leave this island Earth, with 1860 of those, edging out the German’s 1798. While you might expect only a handful of candidates from Luxembourg (14), it’s strange to see only 35 Danes apply. I’m apparently one of 822 Brits – of whom almost 700 are men.

How can it be that so few people are keen to see this view for themselves?

The view of Earth from space, courtesy of NASA Johnson Space Center (NASA-JSC)

Image courtesy of NASA Johnson Space Center (NASA-JSC)

What happens now? ESA have said they’ll contact me by early August to say if I pass to the next stage – a whole week of psychometric and medical tests. When I’ve taken tests like these before, the response normally comes back saying “you’re the sort of person who enjoys taking psychometric tests”, which is very true, so I’m even more eager to get through.
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Time Travel is Easy

•July 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

How many readers realize that it’s perfectly possible to travel in time? Physicists have known ever since Einstein published his Special Theory of Relativity in 1905, but somehow the word still hasn’t leaked out to the general public.

Over at JohnnyMackintosh.com, I’ve created a new section called The Science of Johnny Mackintosh. So far there are only a couple of entries, but more will follow and, if you want to know how to travel a million years into the future, I promise the information is all there. It’s just we don’t know how to bring you back.
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Books on Shelves

•July 7, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Back in 2004, Chris Anderson wrote a piece for Wired magazine on the Long Tail. In an age of online retailing, your shop space becomes effectively unlimited so anything and everything can be made available for sale that way. Johnny Mackintosh and the Spirit of London can be bought on the web from all manner of retailers, but over the weekend I took to the high street to see how widely it was available there.

Hatchards new fiction display

Hatchards new fiction display

Hatchards on Piccadilly had half a dozen copies of Johnny out on a table displaying new children’s books. As a writer you don’t travel anywhere without favourite pens for jotting down the flash of inspiration that arrives when you least expect it, so at the invitation of the shop I was able to whisk it out and add my moniker to the title page of each edition.

Books Etc Broadgate Circle

Books Etc Broadgate Circle

I was delighted to find two copies of Johnny in Broadgate Circle’s Books Etc. In Chapter 2 Johnny travels through Liverpool St Station so it’s lovely that other people can also read about him there.

Blackwell Tottenham Court Road

Blackwell Charring Cross Road

Blackwell on Charring Cross Road also had two copies in their Children’s Hardback Fiction section. This area is the unofficial bookselling centre of London so a big thank you to the store for making it available in the very heart of London’s book traders.

Waterstones Piccadilly

Waterstone's Piccadilly

Last, but absolutely not least, thank you to those lovely people at Waterstone’s who had a display of eight on the shelves of their flagship Piccadilly store and also four at the Gower Street branch (which, again, I was asked to sign). On publication day itself, I saw that there were a couple of copies at the Leadenhall Market branch, but the first shop I went into this time, on New Street near Covent Garden, is quite a small one. Without me having to do it myself to try to get my book noticed, there was Johnny Mackintosh already facing out on the shelves attracting attention with its beautiful cover. Over-excited, I went up to the Bookseller and thanked him, at which point he asked me to sign the copy. He was still busy placing the sticker on the front cover when a particularly discerning customer came along and bought it off him.

Waterstones New Row

Waterstone's New Row

Waterstones Gower Street

Waterstone's Gower Street

It wasn’t all great news, but of course it’s very early days. Hopefully, Borders, Foyles and WH Smith (who have three outlets in Liverpool St Station) will be stocking up soon, and it is wonderful to know there are copies available out there if people do want to buy them. It’s not just London either – friends scattered around the country are also reporting Johnny Mackintosh sightings.

If you do go into a bookshop and can’t see the book on the shelves, please ask behind the counter for it. The more often people hear the name, the more likely they are to start stocking up. And if you let me know, I promise I’ll sent lots of badges as a reward.

Mama Mia! the Movie

•July 7, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Twenty years ago I could never have gotten away with saying it, but today there’s no shame in declaring ABBA to be a great pop band. By the early 1980s, some of the public had grown tired of them but, more importantly, they looked tired of each other – the breakups of Bjorn and Agnetha and Benny and Frida had taken their toll. Although the band never officially split, they went off to work on solo projects and now, even the lure of a billion dollars hasn’t brought them back together, for which they deserve huge respect.

The winner takes it all and, in the music business, the winners are the songwriters. Benny and Bjorn have reaped the rewards of their songwriting talents, their personal fortunes dwarfing that of their former partners. One of the reasons for that has been the success of Mama Mia! the musical, a stage production since 1999 and now a major film. I’ve never seen the musical, but last night I went to a preview of the movie in London’s Leicester Square.

As part of the event, we were presented with souvenir brochures and the cinema’s Compton organ rose from the depths to play a medley of Abba numbers. A DJ from Heart FM introduced the show before we were treated to special messages from Benny and Bjorn and then one of the film’s stars, Bond himself Pierce Brosnan.

I would love it if Bjorn and Benny got in touch to ask me to script a musical based on their songs. And I think I could make a fair stab at it – there’s a wealth of great material to work with. As a storyteller you recognize when your tale works and when it’s clunky and you’re trying to force it to fit within the original scaffold you’ve erected to fill. For instance, right now I think I’m forcing a section of the second Johnny Mackintosh novel that I may well end up throwing away to be replaced with a major rewrite. As a story, Mama Mia! is simply too contrived and clunky – the audience is frequently forced into groans or bouts of embarrassed laughter as a song that’s only half-suitable is shamelessly rammed into a scene where it just doesn’t fit properly. Then there’s the overall story itself, which is plain daft.

The acting in the film version is, though, nothing short of magnificent. Only Dominic Cooper’s Sky fails to convince while Meryl Streep’s Donna is superb – and her version of Winner Takes it All steals the show when it comes to the singing. It seems a long time ago that she was lauded as the finest actress of her generation. I don’t know what she’s been doing lately, but here she takes the flimsy material and makes it almost believable. I think part of the reason is her apparent love of ABBA and determination to do their songs justice.

Elsewhere, Benny and Bjorn both make cameos. Also, there’s a structural flaw that suggests to me that the editing hasn’t quite worked – either I fell asleep or someone cut a crucial couple of minutes from the film’s hen party that would have explained a lot.

However, in the end, what shines through most is the five months of fun the cast and crew had creating the movie – it’s infectious, and that’s probably enough to make it the feel-good film of the summer.
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Johnny Mackintosh is Published!

•July 3, 2008 • 2 Comments

Today, 3rd July 2008, Johnny Mackintosh and the Spirit of London was published. Coincidentally, it’s also exactly a year to the day since my publisher, Quercus, told me they loved the Johnny Mackintosh manuscript and made me an offer to write a series of books.

With fear and trembling, I visited my local Waterstone’s to see if I would find the book on the shelves. As it happens, Johnny was proudly on display and keeping very illustrious company. Here he is, by a coincidence of Waterstones’ shelf structure, right next to JK Rowling’s Harry Potter and Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy.

Publication day in Waterstones

Keith Mansfield, Tower Bridge and the Spirit of London on publication day

To celebrate, today I ordered Johnny’s favourite meal at a London riverside restaurant: fish ‘n chips followed by sticky toffee pudding. I don’t know if it’s because today’s so special, but the food was incredible – my only disappointment being that I forgot to take a photo. Instead, here I am on the restaurant’s terrace, with the Spirit of London peeking through between the span of Tower Bridge – which makes an appearance in the final chapter of the book.

Food’s never far from Johnny’s mind, so it was important to have some cakes for last night’s launch party: some came with the book cover, others with just the logo, and then Bentley the Old English sheepdog, Ptery the Pteradon, Johnny’s locket and the Milky Way galaxy all made an appearance.

The launch could hardly have gone better. It was lovely to have a big team from Quercus there – from left to right we have me, my editor Roisin Heycock, Parul Bavishi (holding the champagne by my right ear), Nicci Praca and also Suzy Jenvey who signed me up originally before leaving for pastures new.

Roisin gave a great speech that I had to try to follow, and I also read a piece from the book where Johnny is chased by a T Rex. The location was the roof terrace of Sir John Cass’s Foundation School in the heart of the City of London. It must be a wonderful place to go to school, and how lucky are those kids with a giant spaceship right outside their building?

Sadly all good things must come to an end though, but as darkness fell and the Spirit of London lit up our surroundings, at least I had the consolation that in only a few hours time my debut novel would be in the shops.


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Then there were Two

•July 1, 2008 • 1 Comment

Two days and then people will be able to flock into every bookshop in the country and demand a copy of Johnny Mackintosh and the Spirit of London. In theory anyway…

Happily, my beautiful badges arrived today, just in time for tomorrow night’s rooftop launch.

Johnny Mackintosh badges

This evening my flat becomes a mini-bakery, churning out all sorts of different Johnny Mackintosh cakes for tomorrow’s party. Before they’re all eaten, I hope to take a few pictures to show you what you could have had!

The weather forecasters are still saying storms and rain tomorrow, despite today’s glorious baking hot sunshine. But they don’t know I’ve done a deal with Bram…
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Three is the Magic Number

•June 30, 2008 • 1 Comment

With three days to go, I’ve been thinking about the number 3 – the magic number, the charmed ones and, of course, Thunderbirds. As a child, my older brother had a toy Thunderbird 1 while, for some reason, I ended up with astronaut Alan Tracy’s space-faring Thunderbird 3. Is this where my love of spaceships began? The episodes with Thunderbird 3 were few and far between, but when they happened they were much the most gripping and I swelled with pride when it was my International Rescue vehicle in the thick of the action.

With three days to go, launch party plans are well underway. Will my Johnny Mackintosh badges arrive in time? Will we be able to make all the cakes we plan to? Most importantly, as the party is on a roof terrace right beneath the Spirit of London, will the sun shine? Storms are forecast.

The Spirit of London from a nearby roof garden

launch party location

I hope that from distant Melania, His Divine Imperial Majesty the Emperor (aka Bram) is looking on favourably and will give us a lovely evening.
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Is there Mould on Mars?

•June 28, 2008 • 1 Comment

Despite being in the thick of Johnny Mackintosh pre-publication, I can’t resist pointing people to Emily Lakdawalla’s blog over at The planetary Society. She’s spotted something really weird on one of the legs of the Mars Phoenix Lander.

Clumps on one leg of the Phoenix lander - Sol 8 and Sol 31

Here’s her picture, showing the difference between Sol 8 and Sol 31 (a Sol is a Martian day, which is around 24 hours, 40 minutes long):

While the second picture is better lit, it still looks as though it the leg’s covered with more “stuff” whatever that stuff may be. Is it a trick of the light, is additional clumpy soil being blown onto this one leg as more Sols go by, is this leg at the right angle that it’s gathering more frost, or is there mould on Mars?

Time will tell…
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Six Days and Counting

•June 27, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Number 6 from Ted Patrick of Adobe Systems

It’s less than a week until Johnny Mackintosh and the Spirit of London will be sitting proudly on the shelves of “all good bookshops”. What am amazing thought – I feel extremely privileged to be in such a position, which would never have happened without the encouragement and support of very many people. Shaun Levin (the author and tutor of the writing workshops I go to) recently said to me, “Enjoy these days.” How could I not?

I’m sure I’m not alone as a new author in having such excitement as my ink and paper offspring is about to enter the world – doesn’t everyone check their Amazon sales ranking? When I looked this morning Johnny sat proudly at position 6818, which sounds very healthy for a new title, and it already has a first (and glowing) review.

I’d ordered a few extra copies of my own from Waterstones and they’ve already arrived so it’s clearly only Harry Potter that’s strictly embargoed before publication. Of course I’ve had a few of the beautifully printed books for a while, but it’s not possible for me to read it. Every time I stare at a page I think, why didn’t I change such and such word or replace a whole paragraph? That’s what comes of the infinitely editable era in which we live – it makes it much harder to let go than in the era of typewriters, hot metal and a single set of proofs.

But let go I must, accepting readers will view it as it is and I’ll be thrilled if other reviews come out half as well. Not that authors ever read them of course…

[Number 6 from Ted Patrick, Adobe Systems]

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johnnymackintosh.com

•June 22, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Finally, Johnny Mackintosh has his own website. It’s a place where you can read an extract from the book, see a little more about me and even send your name into space. Soon there’ll be information about readings and school visits plus lots more goodies.

johnnymackintosh.com screenshot

If you’ve read Johnny Mackintosh and the Spirit of London you might be expecting a talking computer, alien signals to analyse and an Old English sheepdog running around giving you clues. All in good time. As the Diaquant tells Johnny in the book, ‘…it’s a small thing. A little acorn … but an oak tree can grow from it.’

Click on the new Johnny Mackintosh logo to the right or go straight to johhnymackintosh.com.
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